What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:52

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun